Gosh Yarn It!

Fucking brilliant story of street art….of a different sort. I laughed my ass off.

Especially when Esther flashes her ‘gang tattoo’.

It’s an odd accessory for an icon such as the 42-foot-tall blue bear statue stalking the Denver Convention Center, but who else could wear an 8-foot ball and chain of crochet yarn in a complementary hue?

The inscription on this large-scale homage to handiwork read: “Slave to the Craft.”

And who but “Esther” and her gang of four crafty street artists — the Ladies Fancywork Society — could pull off a crochet caper of this magnitude.

“We have wanted to tag it forever,” said Esther, a street artist whose yarn “bombs” and string “grafitti” have enlivened other Denver statuary and landmarks — even lonely park benches and plain-looking bike racks — since 2007.

The ladies literally rolled out the ball and chain at about 4 a.m. today. It took 21 minutes to install the totally temporary jewelry on Lawrence Argent’s steel and fiberglass bear “I See What You Mean.”

It didn’t last long; convention center staff had removed the 15 miles of yarn by 6:40 a.m.

The lone commuter in the street, on a bicycle, stopped to watch.

“He needed something,” said Marilyn Mate. “I like it. It adds some playfulness.”

Before this, the ladies had crocheted 360 feet of “Wild Garden” flowers on chain-link fence around a downtown construction site near Union Station. That time it was legal — they even had a grant.

But Esther kept saying to herself: “One day, Big Blue Bear.”

The bear’s extralegal accoutrement consists of an enormous inflated rubber ball, chain links formed from a dryer-vent duct and an oversized leg cuff made from chicken wire. All of these elements are covered in a thick cozy crocheted from every skein of Red Heart Super Saver Turqua blue acrylic yarn Esther could lay her hands on.

Esther declines to give her real name, preferring to use the alias, which is her grandmother’s name. Her underground crochet society — consisting of mostly 20-something art majors who all use their grandmothers’ names — brings femininity to the gritty world of street art.

Esther lifts up the sleeve of her sweater to reveal her gang tattoo: a crochet hook.

“The DIY crafting culture is really growing,” Jeanne Lois had said, looking up at the giant ball she was wrapping with crocheted strips in preparation for today.

“It’s possible I shouldn’t have had a couple of beers before doing this,” said Esther, as the gang tried to unravel tangles in hundreds of feet of crochet.

“No, it’s only possible with beer,” said “Lucy Lynn.”

There are considerably greater technical challenges with this job than past works, “Maxine” said. “We’re learning as we go.”

And they are making a name for themselves. Queen Latifah is a fan (“We’re in her book.”). Media from the BBC to the Wall Street Journal to a Brazilian fashion magazine have come calling on the Ladies Fancywork Society. But WSJ wouldn’t do the story because Esther refused to give her real name. She bristles a little.

“The art is not the art. The art is the group bringing it to the street. We’re the message,” Esther said. “We’re girly, but we’re street artists.”

And street artists break the rules, she said, and even the law. The infamous British street artist Banksy is not required to give a surname, she said.

Bringing the domestic arts out of the home and into the street has stirred some surprisingly hostile responses, Esther said. Instead of “wasting yarn,” some advised, they should be crocheting hats for the homeless. No one tells painters they should be painting the houses of poor people, she said.

“We annoy a lot of people,” she said. “But we have a right to put our stuff out there. (Crochet) is much more an art of the people than other crafts. When the lower classes couldn’t afford lace, they developed crochet — first with their fingers.

Esther is so enamored of crochet she gave up a well-paying job providing graphic art for computer games to pursue her craft full time. She is creating a series of video craft tutorials called “Craftivore.”

“You think you know how to crochet, and then you hear about ‘abalone crochet,’ ” she said. “There’s always some new obscure thing to learn.”

Like how to crochet a giant ball and chain for a 4-story tall bear.

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PS. If you are wondering why I posted this on my blog; 1)  I am from Colorado. and  b) I do street art (not with yarn).

To see what I do go here: www.streetdeekay.com

Thank you to @MileHiSandy on Twitter for the link to the story in the Denver Post.

Big Blue Bear:

http://www.denverpost.com/breakingnews/ci_17871899

Flowers:

http://mydenverloft.com/2010/07/crocheted-garden-along-fence/

Have Your Cake & Fuck Me Too

This week is a special week around our place. You see, it’s AndyFest 2011.  

AndyFest began when I informed my husband that birthdays last an entire week not just one day….and it just so happens that his birthday was yesterday April 10th, kicking off AndyFest, and at the tail end of the AndyFest week is our Wedding Anniversary, this year being our first anniversary! Therefore let the celebrations commence!

Why am I telling you this? For one, if you follow me on Twitter or listen to my radio show you will hear me talking about it, so I figured I should clarify. Secondly, you will see some interesting photos and stories coming from this week. Third, everyone is encouraged to join us in celebrating AndyFest, in fact we encourage it!

To participate you should go to www.theandyappleton.com to read the awesome rules of AndyFest. It will also help you to understand the madness of it all. Trust me, it’s worth a click, it’s a good, humourous read.

Yesterday morning started off with me waking him up with sex, then handing him a gift (throughout AndyFest he will recieve one gift each day) and then making him breakfast of a birthday cake. Later in the afternoon I dressed in my “Fuck Me” panties and my glass heels and initiated more sex, of the most excellent and dirty kind, which included my metal balls (3lbs of steel each, similar to BenWah Balls only bigger, heavier and better), a cupping set (Google it if you don’t know) and various other toys used to fill all my holes in every way you can imagine.

Yes, it is possible I am the most awesome wife ever.

Meanwhile, here are few pix from Day 1 of AndyFest.

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To be continued…

Eva Karera on Spice Radio – recap

Last night on my radio show early topics included Penis Parades, Wank-O-Meters, oral sex surveys, naked skiing & Vajazzling… and then a tall, raven haired Euro-beauty showed up to discuss porn in America, the dirty sex acts she loves and her new upcoming movie with Miko Lee –  Forbitten Lust . Miko was going to join us in studio but she cames down with a nasty cold, so she will be rescheduling soon…

It was epic…here are some show quotes from Sunday’s show for your entertainment and so if you don’t have Sirius/XM so you can see what you are missing!

Quotes from the radio show April 10, 2011; guest Eva Karera

Eva Karera

www.twitter.com/EvaKareraXstar

www.evakarera.com

“That’s the fun of having a blog…I get 2 horrify u with my life…*evil laugh*Are you scared? Well you should be!” –Kylie

“Note to self: No street art or Sex before the radio show…it fucks me up.” –Kylie

“I love that I’m getting insulted by my Wank-O-Meter” –Kylie (Get yours here: http://bit.ly/htmbK8 avail for iPhone and Android)

“I love fucking American guys because of their accent, at first i thought it was their cock…” –Eva Karera

Have you had sex with Manuel [Ferarra]?” Kylie asked. “Yeah,” answers Eva, “but I didn’t have fun because he is French. I come to America I don’t want to fuck French men, I do that back home.”  

Gimme a call… unless you wanna talk dirty, then you can fuck off!” –Kylie

Oral sex…It’s the warm up to the ransacking of the vagina” – Audrey, the call screener chick

Being asleep or DEAD is NOT an excuse for not calling in to tell me your fetish!”–Kylie

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Join us on Spice Radio, The Weekend Edition of The Jerkbox hosted by Kylie Ireland! Featuring hot-as-fuck guests, tell-all stories and brilliant segments weekly like Shit My Fans Say, Sex News and Fetish:30!

Sirius 108/XM 248/Web 824

Every Saturday and Sunday evening from 7-11pm PST

Call in, if you have the balls: 1-800-SPICE88

Listen. Love. Lol.

Sinn Sage on Spice Radio – recap

 A special thank you to SinnSage who joined me on Spice Radio Saturday evening; she was an excellent interview, funny witty and sexy and loved talking to everyone who called in! She really needs her own radio show…

But until then, here are some show quotes from Saturday for your entertainment and so if you don’t have Sirius/XM so you can see what you are missing!

Quotes from the radio show April 9, 2011; guest Sinn Sage

 

Sinn Sage

 

www.twitter.com/sinnsage

 www.spanksinn.com

“What? ‘Serial Abuse 2’? Does this including Fruit Loops or Corn Pops? “ -Kylie

“If you don’t know who I am…Google it or stop smoking so much pot … that’s the lesson of the day.” –Kylie

“My uncle was laughing at me … and i was like what are you laughing at? He said “Dude she pissed down your throat…” – caller on the subject of squirting

“…shut up you drunk whore!” -Kylie

I’ve always wanted to be in a porn parody.” said Sinn Sage. To which Kylie responded: “So you’re the one!”

“We’ve got Joe from Pennsylvania on hold. Says he’s banging a nun. I don’t think so.” -Kylie

You have a nice ass. I’ve seen it up close. My face was in it while you were bent over a desk.” -Kylie

I might lose an arm in a car accident.” said Sinn Sage “You could still have a porn career […] , Kylie informs her, “stumpfucking!”

“She said ‘Are you a lesbian?’ I answered,’Ummm… sure.’  And then she took me into the bathroom and raped me.” –Sinn Sage

Oh shit i had an accident … oh sorry me didn’t mean to shit on me…” – Sinn Sage on having anal sex with herself

You’re all freaks out there in Los Angeles, says the girl doing ball-busting videos.” -Kylie

“I never do Fetish-Thirty on time… it’s usually Fetish-Thirty-Four …or Half past Fetish-Thirty” -Kylie

“Sinn Sage… Cum gargling whore… coming soon to a DVD near you.” -Kylie

Sinn Sage on tattoo care: “Don’t bother with the lotion, just get some guys to cum on the tattoo.”

“Read my blog: This is what u will get from me: I just got pissed on…I’ll tell you about my cat…I’ll tell you about my art…” -Kylie

“If this is a real story, and two chicks are getting it on in the spa, you are not going to be invited.” –Sinn Sage to a caller

“You want me to talk dirty to you? It’s called kylieireland.cammodels.com!” -Kylie

“Look at my tits. Don’t they look great on the radio?” -Kylie

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Join us on Spice Radio, The Weekend Edition of The Jerkbox hosted by Kylie Ireland! Featuring hot-as-fuck guests, tell-all stories and brilliant segments weekly like Shit My Fans Say, Sex News and Fetish:30!

Sirius 108/XM 248/Web 824

Every Saturday and Sunday evening from 7-11pm PST

Call in, if you have the balls: 1-800-SPICE88

Listen. Love. Lol.

Kylieireland.com UPDATED with more filth!

I have been a busy girl recently with production design, street art & radio shows but today I got down to the business of updating my website with some more videos… and as you would expect from me, it’s NASTY!

They include some hot interracial scenes, including a 5 man gangbang, me & the SMOKIN HOT Jada Fire & a twisted doctors visit with L.T! PLUS I get to teach a teen girl how to have sex & get to take advantage of some young stud who turns up at my house!

Jada Fire

Ashlyn Rae

If you aren’t already a member then you should be, remember I was one of the first girls on the internet to have my own site so as you can imagine there is YEARS of CONTENT, making it the BIGGEST & FILTHIEST site around! So whether you like Blonde Kylie or Red Headed Kylie there is only one place you need to go: www.kylieireland.com

I update the site everyweek with video clips, photosets and/or radio shows …I know, I’m too kind!

Titties and Spraypaint

Fun with my old porn movie ‘slicks’ and spraypaint!

Peeking into 1994

Before and After

If you want to own one of these rare slicks (before I spraypaint them all) you should go here NOW: 

 http://shop.ebay.com/kylieireland/m.html?_trksid=p4340.l2562

I found a handful of this one and many more the other day and popped them up on Ebay – for a very reasonable price – for you all. If you don’t save them they may all suffer a similar fate.

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PS. There is actually alot of really great stuff on my Ebay page right now – movies, posters, 8x10s, flyers and movie slicks – you should get them before they are gone!