www.twitter.com/sinnsage

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April 10 – Eva Karrera and Miko Lee come on to tell us all about their dirty adventures and the new movie they just finished!

Watch the trailer:  Forbitten Lust

www.twitter.com/miko_lee

www.twitter.com/EvaKareraXstar

Join us on Spice Radio, The Weekend Edition of The Jerkbox hosted by Kylie Ireland! Featuring hot-as-fuck guests, tell-all stories and brilliant segments weekly like Shit My Fans Say, Sex News and Fetish:30!

Sirius 108/XM 248/Web 824

Every Saturday and Sunday evening from 7-11pm PST

Call in, if you have the balls: 1-800-SPICE88

Listen. Love. Lol.

This past weekend on my Spice Radio show was filled with hotness! I want to say a very big thank you to my sexy, amazing guests Sarah Shevon and Zoe Voss for coming on the show…

Until next week, here are some show quotes for your entertainment and so if you don’t have Sirius/XM (or listen on the internet) you can see what you are missing!

Saturday April 1, 2011: guest Sarah Shevon

www.twitter.com/sarahshevon

• “It’s ‘Scream XXX’ with Ron Jeremy. No, wait. They scream *because* of Ron Jeremy!” -Kylie
• “What we consider ‘normal sex’ would freak people out. […] The fisting was kind of nice, though.” -Kylie
• “Has anyone found Lupe Fuentes yet? Nope, she turned sideways and disappeared.” -Kylie
• “If you think porn girls can’t act, do a scene with Ron Jeremy.” –Kylie
• “We are not 2 dimensional fuck machines. We are THREE dimensional!” -Kylie
• A Charlie Brown XXX Parody: “I got 2 dicks up the ass.” “I got flogged until I screamed.” “I got a rock.” –Captain Dave via Twitter
• “In payment, you get two camels and a turkey and one of my wife.”  -caller
• “I hadn’t had prison sex or sex with women for 6 years” – a caller who just got out of jail
• “I would love to have a dick for a day. Maybe a couple of days. I’d call my friends over. HEY GUESS WHAT I GOT?” -Kylie
• “Is that your idea of a prank call? DO BETTER! ‘I like to fuck boys in the ear’ … sheesh…” -Kylie
•  “…bedwettingstore.com , I just love saying bedwettingstore.com because it sounds cool…” –Kylie
• “My wife is inebriated upstairs. I’ll go see if she wants to piss on my dick on the phone.” -caller
• “I’m not THAT drunk that I’m gonna piss on you on the radio.”  -Kylie 

Sunday April 3, 2011; guest Zoe Voss

www.twitter.com/zoe_voss

www.zoevossblog.com

• “Just beware, I’m gonna say some stupid shit, and I’m probably gonna sing tonight.” -Kylie
• “If I wrote down notes, I’d actually remember this shit. […] They fall through the holes in my brain.” -Kylie
• “I got some of the swiss cheese with the BIG HOLES …That sounded dirty didn’t it?” -Kylie
• “There’s lots of pussy on my blog. It’s because I’m the crazy cat lady.” -Kylie
• “She’s dumb as a box of rocks.” -Kylie (one of my favorite things to say)
• Okay, and you’re crazy as a shit-house rat .. congratulations.” -Kylie
• “Note to self: Don’t do street art on radio days.” -Kylie
• “You know what? You’re a poopyhead! So there!” -Kylie
• “I spray-paint my own building. OOoooh, I’m badass, but I do it in a low-cut top. So it’s hot!” -Kylie
• “Snot is hot!” said Zoe Voss, “It makes good lube.”
• “I want to be a ballerina… No, I want to shove things up my crotch.”- Zoe Voss
• “If you mention ‘Porn Parody’ one more time, I might throw up in my mouth.” –Zoe Voss

Join us on Spice Radio, The Weekend Edition of The Jerkbox hosted by Kylie Ireland! Featuring hot-as-fuck guests, tell-all stories and brilliant segments weekly like Shit My Fans Say, Sex News and Fetish:30!

Sirius 108/XM 248/Web 824

Every Saturday and Sunday evening from 7-11pm PST

Call in, if you have the balls: 1-800-SPICE88

Listen. Love. Lol.

Go here: Kylie’s Ebay Store – These few rare movie flyers I have discovered in a box can be YOURS!!!

Last year I moved and so recently I’ve been sorting through old boxes of stuff. The other day I opened one and found a few little gems tucked away at the bottom, it was a handful of various movie ‘slicks’ (super glossy ad flyers) from some of my early movies! These ‘slicks’ were originally sent to video stores and distribution companies as advertisements for upcoming VHS releases. They were also handed out at autograph signings and conventions.  I have no doubt that other than a few collectors; I am the only person with any of these. Most of them are circa 1995-96 and would be long gone, having been thrown away as little movie companies sold out to the larger ones. Tossed out after conventions instead of paying to have them shipped back to LA. Hell, many of the actual movies themselves have become lost in the sands of time, collecting dust somewhere on a shelf in Porn Valley. Never transferred over to DVD. Forgotten.

These movie flyers are brilliant lost relics of the heyday of porn and mile markers of my career.

Just check out the slide show below. Blonde, wide-eyed innocent me.  My first two boxcovers; Nightcrawlers and Titty Slickers 2. Babewatch 1 & 2. The movies where I portray the feisty Jane Bond – Never Say Never and Never Say Never Again.  Seymore and Shane Do Ireland, the movie with the infamous parking lot sex scene. Movies with endless memories and comedic moments like Ace Mulholland: Sex Detetective.

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For all I know I own the only remaining copies of these movie flyers.

There were only a few of each so I decided to share the find with you. I set aside a couple for my memory box and decided to put the rest on Ebay. And you don’t even have to hassle with trying to win an auction. I posted them as “Buy it Now”, and at a low price, so don’t hesitate or they will be gone! Sort of a first-come-first-serve opportunity.

I will, of course autograph them personally to you.

Go here: Kylie’s Ebay Store

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(Additionally there are some other great items in my Ebay store, including some of my favorite movies, trading cards, posters and 8x10s!)

This weekend Spice Radio is crammed full of hotness! We kick off the weekend on Saturday night with Sarah Shevon, a filthy little girl I met on the set of Scream XXX.

Sarah Shevon

As ever, Do your homework:

• www.twitter.com/sarahshevon

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On Sunday night at 8pm PST I have the lovely Zoe Voss joining me in studio who is another great guest that I picked up on the set of Scream XXX, she’s as a runway model, a dirty girl …and a great little actress to boot! I’m REALLY looking forward to having them both on the show.

Zoe Voss

Yet more homework:

• www.twitter.com/Zoe_Voss
• www.zoevossblog.com

Join us on Spice Radio, The Weekend Edition of The Jerkbox hosted by Kylie Ireland! Featuring hot-as-fuck guests, tell-all stories and brilliant segments weekly like Shit My Fans Say, Sex News and Fetish:30!

Sirius 108/XM 248/Web 824

Every Saturday and Sunday evening from 7-11pm PST

Call in, if you have the balls: 1-800-SPICE88

Listen. Love. Lol.

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Just rolled in from a night of street art…

I have to say DAMN that bastard security guard in the Art District! It’s the fucking ART DISTRICT and they have a guard to stop you from doing ART??? wtf.

I still got in a couple sidewalk cats before Santa Claus the Art District Security Guard came stalking me with his annoying light flashing on top of his shiny white truck. Then he followed us all around the Art District (thinking he was being all sneaky and sleuthlike) and then stalked us about 2 miles over to the loft district… the fucker was really harshin’ my gig.

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So we headed over to Studio City where I promised to leave a piece for my friend…

4 cats later…

…a quick post. Buttsex and a bit of sleep.

PS. I will recap the radio show when I wake up… don’t forget: Zoe Voss is joining me Sunday night on the show…don’t miss it!

• 

  I've Escaped!

I guess I really don’t need to explain what I was doing late last night…

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Just a quick few pieces last night…more coming…

Update April 2: Melrose&Fairfax found some pussy!

PS. Don’t forget this Saturday and Sunday I am LIVE again on Sirius/Spice Radio – more info here:

• https://kylieirelandblog.com/2011/03/31/this-weekend-on-spice-radio-%e2%80%93-april-2nd-3rd/

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Also, in addition to the list of all the websites that have been speading the word about DeeKay:  Laist, ZZ Insider, Luke Is Back, Pornstars After Hours , Adult FYI  , Red Blooded Thing , GTXXXtreme.com and xBiz.

Here are a couple more – Thank you!

• Complex.com
• WeHeartPorn.com
• myareaxxx.com – pornstar Renee Pornero’s forum where she gives me a nice mention. Which is cool since some of my first stencils were cartoons versions of me that were from a site she used to have (and hopefully will put up again soon!)

Those of you who know me might know I have 7 cats – right now 2 (Tweek and Julius) live with Andy and I at our apartment and the other 5 are with Eli Cross downtown at the warehouse loft. Today when I was visiting I decided the kittens (yes, they are all forever kittens) needed some street art of their own. It’s only appropriate since every one of them is a rescue.

So I decorated the area by their food bowls, giving each stencil kitty a special paint job to look like each one of them.

(Please excuse their messy food bowls, these photos were taken right after dinnertime.)

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Molly is a sweet longhaired calico, therefore she gets the muticolored paint. Willow is pure evil in the cutest little kitten suit ever so she has the devil horns. Both Molly and Willow love their pretty collars (with bling). The middle one is Bantu, he is the stray that came to the back door… sweet, big and none too bright. Basil is the one with the halo, he is the good kitty. And the final grey one is Boo. He loves everyone and everyone loves Boo. I think he is an alien in an ill-fitting kitty suit. (in fact I need to add a spaceship over the stencil of Boo.)

Tweeker and Julius are jealous so now I am going to have to make them stencils here at the apartment – don’t you think?

If you want to read their stories you can do so here: http://kylieireland.com/lookitme/my_pussy.html I am in the process of updating this page so Molly’s story isn’t there yet but the rest are.)

Here is a peek of what I was working on last night, added the finishing touches this morning. It’s my first foray onto canvas…

Partially done...

My final art. Fabulous.

Changes.

Better, but still missing the shadows….

My original photo was the inspiration…

The original photo taken by me.

Overall though, I got totally shown up by Andy’s fuckin’ awesome Stormtrooper.

Andy's Stormtrooper

More to come…

This Friday, April 1^st, 2011 from 5-7pm PST, Derrick Pierce and I will be together again, LIVE on the radio, for another brief moment in time. Well, not THAT brief…2 hours. Still when I am used to having Derrick as my Friday night radio date for 2 years…I really do miss our radio show on Playboy Radio; The Friday Night Threeway. (you can still catch our numerous, brilliant replays of Friday Night Threeway as Playboy Radio/Sirius/XM replay them in our original timeslot – Friday from 7-9 pm PST – as well Sunday evenings from 7-9pm on Sirius/XM Channel 99.)

For something new, entertaining and stimulating…listen this Friday – and this is no April Fools joke – when Derrick and I join Johnny Dam and Dawn Tulman to discuss hot news topics around the world! Yes, that’s right, porn stars discussing world news and politics. How could this NOT be entertaining?

Plus, it ‘s FREE.

Me on the radio at the Sirius/Playboy studios

We always have a great time on the show and look forward to being on this Friday!

Live on www.newdissidentradio.com this Friday from 5-7pm PST

Until then you can go to the archives and scroll to these dates to listen to my past appearances on the show:

Archived shows with Kylie and Derrick on Porn Star Pundits!

Jan 18th, 2011 – Kylie Ireland and Derrick Pierce

Feb 15th, 2011 – Kylie Ireland, Andy Appleton and Lexington Steele

Feb 22nd, 2011 – Derrick Pierce and Kelly Shibari

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Today on Twitter – for whatever reason – some of Derrick Pierce’s loyal followers started up a conversation about socks. Which lead to a question about socks in porn movies – I have no idea why – but that lead to Sock Puppet Porn; which there actually IS some, with Derrick Pierce in it (well, a sock playing Derrick) that I made.

Yes, I made it.  

"Upload" - the movie...

The story is, after we wrapped filming Upload for SexZ Pictures in late summer of 2007 we were all a bit loopy. We had worked our tails off for months prepping the movie, followed by the 20-day shoot. That’s a long shoot for porn! When it was over I got the crazy notion in my head that I needed to make a sock puppet version of Upload for the DVD Extras. So I did. I wrote the sock version of the story, even made some crude storyboards. For days we (me and the prop creator) worked on the various puppets, styling them after each character in the movie and attempting to capture each actor’s likeness. Then with a few friends – Aiden Starr, Eli Cross, Peter James Smith, Ren Savant – lending a helping hand, we set out to shoot what became a 12 minute version of Upload which we titled Laundry Load.

You don’t need to have seen Upload to understand the Sock Puppet version, although it might be funnier and it will make a whole lot more sense.

A few fun facts about Laundry Load:

• All socks were over 18 years of age.
• Those are my kitties in the opening scene of ‘the production meeting’ as well as wandering through a few other scenes.
• The props you see are actual props from the movie Upload.
• I voice and am the hand inside several of the characters.
• I did the production design for Upload and for the sock puppet version as well.
• The first ‘group’ sex scene features one of the tastiest cumshots ever.
• There is something vaguely disturbing about sock puppet fisting.
• The ‘orgy’ takes place in the tumble dryer at a local Laundromat. We literally ran in dropped quarters in the machine and shot the orgy as the owner was coming up behind us to throw us out (there were only three of us but the camera kind made us stand out. We ran out, hopped in the car and sped away while he was cussing us out in Spanish.
• You can hear me starting to giggle at several points throughout the short.
• The crew really did get two cars stuck in the sand in the desert. One was Eva Angelina’s and the other belonged to the director Eli Cross.
• In the end credits we renamed every ‘actor’ and person from the crew – giving them each a name that was similar to the real people but somehow had to do with laundry, clothing or sewing in some way.

Funny thing is, when it came time to send the rough cut of Upload to the owner of SexZ Pictures so he could view the $350,000 masterpiece he funded, we actually sent him Laundry Load first just for a laugh.

Upload was nominated for 22 AVN Awards that year and won 8. Including Best DVD Extras. Because Sock Puppet Porn rocks!