Here it is, Andy & I doing our very first podcast “Apples & Pairs”. This is going to be a weekly show, so we hope you enjoy our initial burst of madness as we discuss the life, love & err… pigeons.
PS: Spot the download link for those of you who wanna put it on your iPod & take us with you.
Congratulations to everyone on the cast and crew of Cowboys & Engines! And a massive thank you to everyone who believes in this project and has backed it… we are now a fully funded Kickstarter project – meaning we reached our main goal!
We have three days left until our Kickstarter campaign closes (March 9th), and ‘stretch goals’ too, meaning that we still have the opportunity to make the film bigger and better…so if you want to be a part of this amazing project you only have a few more days to kick down a few dollars, pick up some cool swag and some bragging rights!
Cowboys & Engines Kickstarter Page
They have also been posting some really great stuff on the website http://www.cowboysandenginesthemovie.com including interviews, concept art and clips from the table read with the cast!
PS. Did I also mention the Malcom McDowell is now part of the cast along with Richard Hatch and Walter Koenig? 😉
Last night during the Oscars they did a skit where Seth MacFarlane created a sock puppet version of ‘Flight’…
Watch:
Now watch this; my sock puppet version of the movie ‘Upload’ I created in 2007. See any similarities?
Just Sayin’.
The X-Rated Critics Organization (XRCO) has released the list of nominees for its 2013 awards show and we are proud to say several of the projects we worked on as Production Design were nominated! Thank you XRCO for the honors!
Best Parody (Comedy)
Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody, Axel Braun/Vivid
Best Parody (Comic)
The Avengers XXX: A Porn Parody, VividXXXSuperheroes
The Dark Knight XXX: A Porn Parody, VividXXXSuperheroes
Best 3D Release
This Ain’t The Expendables XXX 3D, Hustler Video
(we didn’t do production design in this one but I did have an awesome cameo!)
Best Actress
Allie Haze, Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody, Axel Braun/Vivid
To see the full list of nominees go here:
http://business.avn.com/articles/video/XRCO-Announces-2013-Nominations-506722.html
Cowboys & Engines is an amazing project I am involved in right now. While I will let the info below speak for itself I will tell you that the people working on the project are not only all close friends of mine, but some of the most talented people I have ever known. We are all intensely passionate about this project and highly motivated.
Our role on this project (Andy Appleton and myself) is mainly Art Direction, although I have been a part of this project since the very first spark of an idea.
Because films are not made by talent and wishes alone, we are asking you to be involved. I encourage you to read the words below, go to our Kickstarter page (Cowboys & Engines Kickstarter Page) and watch the video…be sure to look at the incentives we give you for helping us to fund this film…you can even get an acting role in it!
While donations to this project – no matter how small – are so very important, if you can’t help with the funding, you can help in another very important way: by helping us to spread the word. So please, help us by sharing this info on Facebook, retweeting it on Twitter, sharing it on blogs, etc.
Speaking of, here are the links for the Cowboy & Engines Twitter and FB:
www.twitter.com/cowboy_engines
https://www.facebook.com/cowboys&engines#!/pages/Cowboys-Engines/461369903912913?fref=ts
We thank you in advance for your support!
And now…
Cowboys & Engines is an ambitious steampunk adventure that follows Cade Ballard (Jeff Cannata), the war-weary former ambassador from the nation of Texas as he meets Guinivere Wheeler (Libby Letlow), a woman who proves to be as dangerous as she is charming. When they encounter Professor Nicholas Timéon (Walter Koenig), and learn that his temporal engine, a machine with incredible destructive power, has been stolen by would-be conqueror Dr. Clay, Cade and Guinivere set off to save San Francisco from total destruction.
This film is a labor of love, and an attempt to create something completely original and visually stunning. The movie will be something we can all be proud of; a fun, exciting ride that never becomes silly or tongue-in-cheek. The script is extremely tight, with sharp dialogue and great characters. The cast is first-rate, and though the creative professionals behind the camera might not be household names, they’re a respected team capable of working miracles.
Hollywood has failed miserably in its attempts to bring steampunk to the screen; we’re going to do it right. Cowboys & Engines is a festival piece that will redefine steampunk for the world at large as a way of re-imagining fantasy adventure.
….I know, sounds cool, right?
So, how do we help you ask? Well, here’s how:
1) Go check out our Kickstarter page: Cowboys & Engines Kickstarter Page
2) Read ALL about the project, who’s involved & what we plan to do.
3) Be AMAZED at the all star cast (and intrigued about our Mystery Hollywood A lister)
4) Decide what goodies you wanna receive & how much you can donate.
5) DONATE, DONATE AND DONATE SOME MORE!
6) Spread the word: share, retweet, blog…
It’s THAT EASY!!!
I notice a lot of searching going on on my blog…now, I wholly encourage searching my blog because you will find some amazing, fascinating, amusing and sexy things. However, my concern is that a lot of people are searching for information on where to listen to the current radio show – The Wednesday Night 3way with me, Raylene and Derrick Pierce – and are somehow ending up on older pages of the blog, therefore getting outdated information on how to listen to the radio show!
I no longer have a radio show on Sirius/XM – Playboy/Spice Radio. They made some changes in programming and their new phone sex style wasn’t my style so I have moved on. I can now be heard LIVE every Wednesday evening from 9-10pm PST on www.toadhopnetwork.com. Even better than listening you can now WATCH the show!
Best of all, you can watch it whenever YOU want…and it’s downloadable on iTunes and/or you favorite podcasting software.
For more details you can go to my blog all about the show:
https://kylieirelandblog.com/2013/01/09/kylie-and-raylene-have-a-new-radio-show/
…go to the our website: www.wednesdaynight3way.com,
follow us on www.twitter.com/wednight3way
or go directly to http://toadhopnetwork.com/f/Wednesday-Night-3-Way.
Like this? Now go to www.kylieireland.com for so much more!
We fucking WON!!!
Star Wars XXX took home SIX AVN Awards this past Saturday night. It is amazing to be part of a project like this and even better to get recognition for your hard work. However, on a more personal level the absolute best part of the AVN Awards this year was that we won the award that Andy and I coveted the most: Best Art Direction.
If you follow my blog and/or if you ‘search’ Star Wars XXX on my blog you will find all the entries from when we were working on this movie….a period of time spanning more than 2 months. (Please see the video at the end of this blog for a look at the beginning to end process of making Star Wars XXX.) This kind of preproduction is nearly unheard of in the adult industry. Because making a movie in any capacity is a team effort and if it wasn’t for the people listed below we could have never recreated the look after the original Star Wars…
Since you don’t get to go on stage to accept the award for Best Set Direction, here is my acceptance speech:
I want to say a very special and heartfelt thank you to:
Axel Braun – The Director, the Mad professor… the ‘attention to detail specialist’…
Shylar Cobi – The boss, the guy who tells us what to do, how much cash we have (or don’t have) & the guy who tells us when we have ‘NAILED IT’
Eli Cross – The advisor, the expert in all things Star Wars and geek, the guy who points us in the right direction & tells us when we have fucked up & to do it again… but better…
Nic Danger – The man who lights up our world… and our sets!
Our Crew – the people who solve problems, build stuff & make us shine (and they are:) Brian Streetteam, Beto, Angel Vain, Eric, Joe, Dizzy Cash, Belial, My Friend Janice & ProVillain. We could have never done it without all of you!
Vivid Video – for not only funding the entire affair, but for their endless support and allowing us to park the Landspeeder in their parking lot next to Steve Hirsch’s car for 10 months.
The Crew – be it make-up, hair, costuming, sound engineering, special effects, production assistants and the cast…it’s all of you who worked just as hard doing your part in the movie as a whole, which in turn made our sets even more awesome. You also lifted our spirits, lent a helping hand (or a hug) when needed and cracked a lot of jokes.
But most importantly I want to thank Andy Appleton. Despite the fact that I swear he thinks I am completely insane for doing art direction, he still was there by my side every single day for ridiculously long hours. His work ethic matches mine and he has the ability to talk me down off the ledge when necessary. His smiles, hugs and endless love are the best support I could have ever dreamed of. Despite the hard work and the many arguments (he always thinks his way is the right way – it’s not) we got through it, solved the insolvable and created something that not only are we incredibly proud of but something that turned work mates into friends and those friends into family. Something very special happened on the set of this movie and the awards we received all kinda seem secondary to the moments we created off camera…
Below are photos from Saturday night’s AVN Awards…enjoy!
Below is the list of awards Star Wars XXX won at the 2013 AVN Awards:
Best Parody – Comedy
Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody, Axel Braun/Vivid
Best Art Direction
Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody, Axel Braun/Vivid
Best Director – Parody
Axel Braun
Best Supporting Actor
Tom Byron, Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody, Axel Braun/Vivid
Best Screenplay – Parody
Axel Braun & Mark Logan, Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody, Axel Braun/Vivid
Best Overall Marketing Campaign –Individual Project
Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody, Axel Braun/Vivid
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Thank you also to the fans and viewers who purchased and watched this movie, making Star Wars XXX the Best Selling and Best Renting Movie of the Year.
Thank you to all the many reviewers, as well as the staff at AVN Magazine, who watched and reviewed Star Wars XXX originally, and then again later in the voting process for the AVN Awards.
And thank you AVN for all these awards and your endless support.
(So…when do we start on Empire XXX and Jedi XXX???)
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In case you missed it, here is the video clip/slide show we put together after we wrapped principle shooting on the movie. It will give you an idea of how Star Wars XXX was made and the effort that went into it.
Yes, I will be in Vegas, roaming around, attending parties, the awards show and generally getting into trouble…
In addition, this year you do have the opportunity to meet me in person, get a photo and/or an autograph and help support our industry in its fight against the extremely retarded and unfair Measure B. I will be appearing from 1-3pm on Friday January 18th at the Free Speech Coalition Booth which can be found at The Hard Rock Hotel, in the MUSE Hall at Booth #825.
There will be a bevy of pornstars there throughout each day, taking donations to help in the fight against Measure B. Every dollar counts in this fight so come, donate what you can and we will hook you up with autographed 8x10s, polaroid photos and other goodies for your donation.
Some of the stars expected to be donating their time at the booth include, but are not limited to: Raylene, Amber Rayne, Aiden Starr, Kimberly Kane, Tanya Tate, Caroline Pierce, myself and many more of your favorites!
I haven’t done an autograph appearance at AEE in several years, so take advantage of this rare opportunity to meet me in person, help out our industry and get some cool swag! See you there!
It is awards show season and so far several of the projects we have been working on have done very well! Star Wars XXX has won in Comedy and Parody categories for both xCritic and xBiz, Axel Braun has won for directing, and Star Wars XXX got an award for Best Special Effects. Allie Haze and Seth Gamble have taken home trophies for acting in Star Wars XXX, as well as Brendon Miller for his role as The Joker in Dark Knight XXX. Brandi Aniston, Eve Laurence and Dick Chibbles got Best Sex Scene in a Parody (deservedly so…all that Wookie fur!).
(For my personal thoughts on awards shows, please see the bottom of this blog.)
Which brings us to the AVN Awards. This is the 30th Anniversary of the AVN Awards, the – if you will – Oscars of Porn. This week nearly everyone in the adult industry gathers in fabulous Las Vegas for the Adult Entertainment Expo (AEE) and on Saturday evening, the AVN Awards.
We are all excited and hopeful that the projects we all worked so hard on will win. Thank you to AVN Magazine and all the reviewers/voters for all the wonderful nominations, it is awesome to have projects we have put so much time and energy into be recognized.
And now…here is a list of our nominations from AVN!
Best Actor:
Seth Gamble, Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody, Axel Braun/Vivid
Best Actress:
Allie Haze, Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody, Axel Braun/Vivid
Best Anal Sex Scene:
Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody, Axel Braun/Vivid; Jennifer White & Tom Byron
Best Art Direction:
The Dark Knight XXX: A Porn Parody, VividXXXSuperheroes
Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody, Axel Braun/Vivid
Best Cinematography:
Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody, Axel Braun/Vivid; Nic Danger, Axel Braun & Eli Cross
Best Director – Parody:
Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody, Axel Braun/Vivid; Axel Braun
Best Editing:
Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody, Axel Braun/Vivid; Claudia Ross & Axel Braun
Best Boy/Girl Sex Scene:
The Dark Knight XXX: A Porn Parody, VividXXXSuperheroes; Aiden Ashley & Giovanni Francesco
Best Girl/Girl Scene:
Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody, Axel Braun/Vivid; Aiden Ashley & Kimberly Kane
Best Group Sex Scene:
Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody, Axel Braun/Vivid; Gia DiMarco, Rihanna Rimes, Danny Wylde & Derrick Pierce
Best Makeup:
Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody, Axel Braun/Vivid; 2-Ply & Waner Bate
The Dark Knight XXX: A Porn Parody, VividXXXSuperheroes; Chris Tee & Cammy
Best Non-Sex Performance:
Eli Cross, Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody, Axel Braun/Vivid
Chi Chi LaRue, Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody, Axel Braun/Vivid
Best Oral Sex Scene:
Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody, Axel Braun/Vivid; Allie Haze
Best Overall Marketing Campaign – Company Image:
Axel Braun Productions
Vivid Entertainment Group
Best Overall Marketing Campaign – Individual Project
Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody, Axel Braun/Vivid
Best Packaging:
Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody, Axel Braun/Vivid
Best Parody – Comedy:
Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody, Axel Braun/Vivid
Best Screenplay – Parody:
Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody, Axel Braun/Vivid; Axel Braun & Mark Logan
Best Special Effects:
Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody, Axel Braun/Vivid
The Avengers XXX: A Porn Parody, VividXXXSuperheroes
Best Parody – Drama:
The Dark Knight XXX: A Porn Parody, VividXXXSuperheroes
Best Supporting Actor:
Tom Byron, Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody, Axel Braun/Vivid
Brendon Miller, The Dark Knight XXX: A Porn Parody, VividXXXSuperheroes
Lexington Steele, The Avengers XXX: A Porn Parody, Vivid Entertainment Group
Director of the Year – Body of Work:
Axel Braun
Most Outrageous Sex Scene:
Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody, Axel Braun/Vivid; Brandy Aniston, Eve Laurence & Dick Chibbles in “Wookie Nookie”
Best Threeway Sex Scene:
The Dark Knight XXX: A Porn Parody, VividXXXSuperheroes; Aiden Ashley, Andy San Dimas & Derrick Pierce
For the entire list of this year’s nominations, plus more info on AEE and the AVN Awards please go to www.avn.com.
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A few thoughts from my previous blog about the xBiz Awards:
I want to thank everyone who worked so hard with us on these (and many other) projects. An award-winning movie does not just happen. It is a culmination of months of planning, a company that believes in the project enough to back it, good casting and a core team of people working together in harmony (most of the time) with a common goal of creating the best possible product. All to often the praise goes to those that are in the public eye and those on the crew get overlooked or forgotten, especially in the adult business where there are no awards categories for some of the people who put in the longest hours. Lighting technicians, sound engineers, production managers and production assistants are included in this list. In more recent years categories honoring other facets in the production end of adult movies have been added; Makeup and Hair, Editing, Screenplay, Special Effects, Publicity and Set Design to name a few.
I guess what I am trying to say is that when a movie wins an award, even when a project gets nominated, it is an honor to be shared by the entire cast and crew, pre and post production…for each person is an intricate cog in the machine of movie magic. Even if the project is a porn movie.
The nominations listed above are only for the specific projects that we have worked on. If I went through the entire nominations categories and listed my congratulations and wishes for good luck for every person and company I know, am friends with, have worked with over the years or that I believe deserves the nomination or win…well, I would be writing this blog until next Thursday.
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