#FebPhotoaDay ~ #handwriting

This is a photo of some sexy, dirty words – in my own #handwriting- that I wrote about Andy Appleton when we first met in London… sigh.

If you would like to read the entire filthy romantic story for yourself, go here: http://theandyappleton.com/category/me-kylie-a-dirty-love-story/ Of course you will want to start from Part One…

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Help “my friend Janice”

My best friend Mischa aka “My friend Janice” needs your help, she is trying to raise money for an AMAZING cause, read on:

It is estimated that 1 in 5 returning soldiers will struggle with Post Traumatic Shock Disorder.

Donate any amount – $5, $10, $100 & for every $20 raised towards Mischa’s Trauma-Sensitive Yoga Training, one soldier will received PTSD/Trauma focused yoga therapy with her for 1 year at no cost to them.

This is the link to the donation page: http://www.gofundme.com/MischaPTSDTrainingFund

Since 9/11 over 1.8 MILLION military personnel have been deployed to the Middle East. In the next year over 40,000 troops will be returning home to the US. It is estimated that 1 in 5 of those soldiers will be brining their experience (and often multiple experiences) home in the form of PTSD.

PTSD can manifest in many ways; depression, withdrawl, insomnia, isolation, intense nightmares, anger, violence, increased drug/alcohol use and increased risk of suicide. With thousands of soldiers coming home there is an increased need to provide access to mental health care so that these brave men and women don’t fall victim to the effects of PTSD due to an overloaded system.

As a yoga teacher and certified yoga therapist, Mischa has recently been inspired to train specifically to work with this population. Some of the top research done at the Justice Resource Institute’s Trauma Center is “establishing empirically that yoga may be helpful for people with post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD). A groundbreaking study conducted in 2004 showed that yoga practice actually changes core physiology related to PTSD” To see this paper, click here: http://www.traumacenter.org/clients/..\products\pdf_files\IJYT_article_2009.pdf

The program they have developed is one of the most specific available and they are offering their next 40-hour Trauma-Sensitive Yoga Training in April at Kripalu Center in Lennox, MA. http://www.kripalu.org/program/view/yogamed/TSYT-121/
So, we are asking for your help to send her to this training!

Donate any amount you wish – $5, $10, $100 – For every $20 raised toward her training, one soldier will receive PTSD specific yoga with Mischa at no cost for 1 year!

If you prefer to donate through PayPal or if you have any questions, please don’t hesitate to email her at mischalenore@gmail.com or contact her through her website www.yogawithmischa.com

Thank you, in advance, for your generosity & once again here is the donation page: http://www.gofundme.com/MischaPTSDTrainingFund

Kylie x

 

#FebPhotoaDay ~ #drink

After a long day of hiking, I decided this was the best use of those wonderful, wet fluids in my water bottle…. #drink

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#FebPhotoaDay ~ #time

Anyone who knows me won’t really be surprised by this one… I rather like this photo though…

And because I really liked it, here is  Andy’s #FebPhotoaDay …

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#FebPhotoaDay – #somethingnew

Today’s photo was #somethingnew this sweet little thing was one of my Valentine’s Day prezzies from Andy! (by KidRobot)

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#FebPhotoaDay – #phone

Today’s challenge was #phone …

Here is mine:

Here is Andy’s:

And here is a bonus one of just me:

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#FebPhotoaDay – #heart

A special #FebPhotoaDay made just for you on Valentines Day! ~Day 14~ #heart

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The FIRST review of ‘Star Wars XXX: The Porn Parody’!

Okay….at long last, here is the FIRST review of Star Wars XXX: The Porn Parody. Thank you to Christopher Thorne at www.xcritic.com for the awesome review!

If you are new to my blog, no, I am not in it (with the exception of a non-sex role as Red Leader ~ “Stay on Target…”), but our stellar Production Design team worked for months before the movie even began shooting to (re)build the look of Star Wars for Star Wars XXX.

Watch Star Wars XXX HERE!

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www.xcritic.com gave  it an AMAZING review:

Content: 5 Stars

Video: 5 Stars

Audio: 5 Stars

Overall: 5 Stars

  

Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody is perhaps the mother of all porn parodies. Clearly one of the most expensive and extensive parodies to date.” ~ X-Critic

 

Star Wars Porn Parody

Sex Scene 1: Princess Leia Blows Darth Vader (Allie Haze and Lexington Steele)

Sex Scene 2: Porn Obi Wan Kenobi and Tusken Raider (Tom Byron and Jennifer White)

Sex Scene 3: Mos Eisley Cantina Girl / Girl Sex – (Kimberly Kane and Aiden Ashley)

Sex Scene 4: Mos Eisley Orgy (Rihanna Rimes and Gia Dimarco)

Sex Scene 5: Wookie Sex! (Eve Laurence and Brandy Aniston)

Sex Scene 6: Luke Skywalker, Princess Leia and Han Solo Threesome (Allie Haze, Seth Gamble and Rocco Reed)

   

Sexy Storm Troopers

“The first point you know that you’re watching a porn parody is when we see that the Stormtroopers are actually ‘sexy Stormtroopers’.”  ~ X-Critic

 

Porn Princess Leia Rubs One Out

 “Casting in Star Wars XXX is a massive part of why it works so well: Allie Haze is fantastic as Leia, Tom Byron is amazing as Obi Wan, Rocco Reed a great Han Solo and Seth Gamble is a ringer for Luke Skywalker.” ~ X-Critic

   

Porn Obi Wan

Mos Eisley Cantina… it’s here that you really get to see how good the production values are on Star Wars: XXX.”

Han Shoots First

“If you needed any more proof that Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody was made by a real fan of Star Wars, look no further than the next scene between Han Solo and Greedo where… EVEN IN THE PORN STAR WARS HAN SOLO SHOOTS FIRST.”

Wookie Sex

“…that has moments that match up so closely with the original it’s hard to believe this is a porn parody!” ~ X-Critic

   

Parody or Real You Decide

Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody is shot on HD and the DVD looks and sounds fantastic. Special effects here are extremely solid, perhaps some of the best we’ve ever seen in porn. Vivid clearly spared no expense and left no detail unchecked for this perfect looking and sounding film.” ~ X-Critic

“Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody has it all. As a parody of Star Wars it’s fun, as a porn there’s enough great sex to enjoy and watch over and over, with production values that are more than top notch. This is a Star Wars fanboy wet dream… a great adult film, a super parody and clearly an XCritic Pick.” ~ X-Critic

To read the entire review on www.xcritic.com, including sex scene breakdowns/reviews and more (hardcore!) photos, here is the direct link:

http://www.xcritic.com/review/38005/allie-haze-star-wars-xxx-a-porn-parody-review/

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Cast: Allie Haze, Seth Gamble, Rocco Reed, Lexington Steel, Dick Chibbles, Tom Byron, Kimberly Kane, Aiden Ashley, Jennifer White, Gia Dimarco, Chi Chi LaRue, Eve Laurence, Brandy Aniston, Derrick Pierce, Danny Wylde, Bryn Pryor, Tommy Gunn, Andy Appleton, Kylie Ireland, Ryan McLane, Shylar Cobi, Peter O’Tool, Brian Street Team, Tommy Gun, Lizzy London, Jennifer Dark, Riley Richman, Benjamin Airey, Marcus London, Kyle Stone, Joe Spewgemante, Lily Cade, Kris Kelvin, J, Champ, Tommy Pistol, Kris Slater, Nick Danger, Belial and Ryan Driller. Talk about a huge fucking cast!

Director: Axel Bruan

Written By: Axel Braun and Mark Logan

Condoms: No

Running Time: 2hrs

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Watch Star Wars XXX HERE!

 

Here are some links you may enjoy from my blog entries whilst we were building the sets and in post production:

The Official Star Wars XXX Trailer: https://kylieirelandblog.com/2012/01/04/the-latest-star-wars-xxx-trailer-hits-the-web/

Our (Production Design) Behind-the-Scenes Video/Slideshow (+answers to many questions!)

The Official Star Wars XXX Movie Poster

Teaser Trailer

Eve Lawrence and Brandy Aniston BTS on set:

https://kylieirelandblog.com/2011/05/30/bts-of-star-wars-xxx/#TwoDroidsOverHere

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Quote of the millenium from Axel Braun on Twitter: “@theandyappleton @kylieireland it’s easy to make good movies when you have the most talented, dedicated, amazing crew. Thank YOU guys 🙂 “