The FIRST review of ‘Star Wars XXX: The Porn Parody’!

Okay….at long last, here is the FIRST review of Star Wars XXX: The Porn Parody. Thank you to Christopher Thorne at www.xcritic.com for the awesome review!

If you are new to my blog, no, I am not in it (with the exception of a non-sex role as Red Leader ~ “Stay on Target…”), but our stellar Production Design team worked for months before the movie even began shooting to (re)build the look of Star Wars for Star Wars XXX.

Watch Star Wars XXX HERE!

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www.xcritic.com gave  it an AMAZING review:

Content: 5 Stars

Video: 5 Stars

Audio: 5 Stars

Overall: 5 Stars

  

Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody is perhaps the mother of all porn parodies. Clearly one of the most expensive and extensive parodies to date.” ~ X-Critic

 

Star Wars Porn Parody

Sex Scene 1: Princess Leia Blows Darth Vader (Allie Haze and Lexington Steele)

Sex Scene 2: Porn Obi Wan Kenobi and Tusken Raider (Tom Byron and Jennifer White)

Sex Scene 3: Mos Eisley Cantina Girl / Girl Sex – (Kimberly Kane and Aiden Ashley)

Sex Scene 4: Mos Eisley Orgy (Rihanna Rimes and Gia Dimarco)

Sex Scene 5: Wookie Sex! (Eve Laurence and Brandy Aniston)

Sex Scene 6: Luke Skywalker, Princess Leia and Han Solo Threesome (Allie Haze, Seth Gamble and Rocco Reed)

   

Sexy Storm Troopers

“The first point you know that you’re watching a porn parody is when we see that the Stormtroopers are actually ‘sexy Stormtroopers’.”  ~ X-Critic

 

Porn Princess Leia Rubs One Out

 “Casting in Star Wars XXX is a massive part of why it works so well: Allie Haze is fantastic as Leia, Tom Byron is amazing as Obi Wan, Rocco Reed a great Han Solo and Seth Gamble is a ringer for Luke Skywalker.” ~ X-Critic

   

Porn Obi Wan

Mos Eisley Cantina… it’s here that you really get to see how good the production values are on Star Wars: XXX.”

Han Shoots First

“If you needed any more proof that Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody was made by a real fan of Star Wars, look no further than the next scene between Han Solo and Greedo where… EVEN IN THE PORN STAR WARS HAN SOLO SHOOTS FIRST.”

Wookie Sex

“…that has moments that match up so closely with the original it’s hard to believe this is a porn parody!” ~ X-Critic

   

Parody or Real You Decide

Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody is shot on HD and the DVD looks and sounds fantastic. Special effects here are extremely solid, perhaps some of the best we’ve ever seen in porn. Vivid clearly spared no expense and left no detail unchecked for this perfect looking and sounding film.” ~ X-Critic

“Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody has it all. As a parody of Star Wars it’s fun, as a porn there’s enough great sex to enjoy and watch over and over, with production values that are more than top notch. This is a Star Wars fanboy wet dream… a great adult film, a super parody and clearly an XCritic Pick.” ~ X-Critic

To read the entire review on www.xcritic.com, including sex scene breakdowns/reviews and more (hardcore!) photos, here is the direct link:

http://www.xcritic.com/review/38005/allie-haze-star-wars-xxx-a-porn-parody-review/

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Cast: Allie Haze, Seth Gamble, Rocco Reed, Lexington Steel, Dick Chibbles, Tom Byron, Kimberly Kane, Aiden Ashley, Jennifer White, Gia Dimarco, Chi Chi LaRue, Eve Laurence, Brandy Aniston, Derrick Pierce, Danny Wylde, Bryn Pryor, Tommy Gunn, Andy Appleton, Kylie Ireland, Ryan McLane, Shylar Cobi, Peter O’Tool, Brian Street Team, Tommy Gun, Lizzy London, Jennifer Dark, Riley Richman, Benjamin Airey, Marcus London, Kyle Stone, Joe Spewgemante, Lily Cade, Kris Kelvin, J, Champ, Tommy Pistol, Kris Slater, Nick Danger, Belial and Ryan Driller. Talk about a huge fucking cast!

Director: Axel Bruan

Written By: Axel Braun and Mark Logan

Condoms: No

Running Time: 2hrs

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Watch Star Wars XXX HERE!

 

Here are some links you may enjoy from my blog entries whilst we were building the sets and in post production:

The Official Star Wars XXX Trailer: https://kylieirelandblog.com/2012/01/04/the-latest-star-wars-xxx-trailer-hits-the-web/

Our (Production Design) Behind-the-Scenes Video/Slideshow (+answers to many questions!)

The Official Star Wars XXX Movie Poster

Teaser Trailer

Eve Lawrence and Brandy Aniston BTS on set:

https://kylieirelandblog.com/2011/05/30/bts-of-star-wars-xxx/#TwoDroidsOverHere

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Quote of the millenium from Axel Braun on Twitter: “@theandyappleton @kylieireland it’s easy to make good movies when you have the most talented, dedicated, amazing crew. Thank YOU guys 🙂 “

 

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