A special thank you to SinnSage who joined me on Spice Radio Saturday evening; she was an excellent interview, funny witty and sexy and loved talking to everyone who called in! She really needs her own radio show…

But until then, here are some show quotes from Saturday for your entertainment and so if you don’t have Sirius/XM so you can see what you are missing!

Quotes from the radio show April 9, 2011; guest Sinn Sage

Sinn Sage

 

www.twitter.com/sinnsage

 www.spanksinn.com

“What? ‘Serial Abuse 2’? Does this including Fruit Loops or Corn Pops? “ -Kylie

“If you don’t know who I am…Google it or stop smoking so much pot … that’s the lesson of the day.” –Kylie

“My uncle was laughing at me … and i was like what are you laughing at? He said “Dude she pissed down your throat…” – caller on the subject of squirting

“…shut up you drunk whore!” -Kylie

“I’ve always wanted to be in a porn parody.” said Sinn Sage. To which Kylie responded: “So you’re the one!”

“We’ve got Joe from Pennsylvania on hold. Says he’s banging a nun. I don’t think so.” -Kylie

“You have a nice ass. I’ve seen it up close. My face was in it while you were bent over a desk.” -Kylie

“I might lose an arm in a car accident.” said Sinn Sage “You could still have a porn career […] , Kylie informs her, “stumpfucking!”

“She said ‘Are you a lesbian?’ I answered,’Ummm… sure.’  And then she took me into the bathroom and raped me.” –Sinn Sage

“Oh shit i had an accident … oh sorry me didn’t mean to shit on me…” – Sinn Sage on having anal sex with herself

“You’re all freaks out there in Los Angeles, says the girl doing ball-busting videos.” -Kylie

“I never do Fetish-Thirty on time… it’s usually Fetish-Thirty-Four …or Half past Fetish-Thirty” -Kylie

“Sinn Sage… Cum gargling whore… coming soon to a DVD near you.” -Kylie

Sinn Sage on tattoo care: “Don’t bother with the lotion, just get some guys to cum on the tattoo.”

“Read my blog: This is what u will get from me: I just got pissed on…I’ll tell you about my cat…I’ll tell you about my art…” -Kylie

“If this is a real story, and two chicks are getting it on in the spa, you are not going to be invited.” –Sinn Sage to a caller

“You want me to talk dirty to you? It’s called kylieireland.cammodels.com!” -Kylie

“Look at my tits. Don’t they look great on the radio?” -Kylie

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I have been a busy girl recently with production design, street art & radio shows but today I got down to the business of updating my website with some more videos… and as you would expect from me, it’s NASTY!

They include some hot interracial scenes, including a 5 man gangbang, me & the SMOKIN HOT Jada Fire & a twisted doctors visit with L.T! PLUS I get to teach a teen girl how to have sex & get to take advantage of some young stud who turns up at my house!

Jada Fire

Ashlyn Rae

If you aren’t already a member then you should be, remember I was one of the first girls on the internet to have my own site so as you can imagine there is YEARS of CONTENT, making it the BIGGEST & FILTHIEST site around! So whether you like Blonde Kylie or Red Headed Kylie there is only one place you need to go: www.kylieireland.com

I update the site everyweek with video clips, photosets and/or radio shows …I know, I’m too kind!

Saturday Morning TV is proud to present “Mr Bubbles House of Titties” starring yours truly!

For all things DeeKay and my street art, you can now go directly to the source!

www.streetdeekay.com

You can also follow the Twitter feed…be alerted any time I post photos of my newest street art!

www.twitter.com/streetdeekay

Coming soon….a big announcement!

www.twitter.com/sinnsage

www.spanksinn.com

April 10 – Eva Karrera and Miko Lee come on to tell us all about their dirty adventures and the new movie they just finished!

Watch the trailer:  Forbitten Lust

www.twitter.com/miko_lee

www.twitter.com/EvaKareraXstar

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This past weekend on my Spice Radio show was filled with hotness! I want to say a very big thank you to my sexy, amazing guests Sarah Shevon and Zoe Voss for coming on the show…

Until next week, here are some show quotes for your entertainment and so if you don’t have Sirius/XM (or listen on the internet) you can see what you are missing!

Saturday April 1, 2011: guest Sarah Shevon

www.twitter.com/sarahshevon

• “It’s ‘Scream XXX’ with Ron Jeremy. No, wait. They scream *because* of Ron Jeremy!” -Kylie
• “What we consider ‘normal sex’ would freak people out. […] The fisting was kind of nice, though.” -Kylie
• “Has anyone found Lupe Fuentes yet? Nope, she turned sideways and disappeared.” -Kylie
• “If you think porn girls can’t act, do a scene with Ron Jeremy.” –Kylie
• “We are not 2 dimensional fuck machines. We are THREE dimensional!” -Kylie
• A Charlie Brown XXX Parody: “I got 2 dicks up the ass.” “I got flogged until I screamed.” “I got a rock.” –Captain Dave via Twitter
• “In payment, you get two camels and a turkey and one of my wife.”  -caller
• “I hadn’t had prison sex or sex with women for 6 years” – a caller who just got out of jail
• “I would love to have a dick for a day. Maybe a couple of days. I’d call my friends over. HEY GUESS WHAT I GOT?” -Kylie
• “Is that your idea of a prank call? DO BETTER! ‘I like to fuck boys in the ear’ … sheesh…” -Kylie
•  “…bedwettingstore.com , I just love saying bedwettingstore.com because it sounds cool…” –Kylie
• “My wife is inebriated upstairs. I’ll go see if she wants to piss on my dick on the phone.” -caller
• “I’m not THAT drunk that I’m gonna piss on you on the radio.”  -Kylie 

Sunday April 3, 2011; guest Zoe Voss

www.twitter.com/zoe_voss

www.zoevossblog.com

• “Just beware, I’m gonna say some stupid shit, and I’m probably gonna sing tonight.” -Kylie
• “If I wrote down notes, I’d actually remember this shit. […] They fall through the holes in my brain.” -Kylie
• “I got some of the swiss cheese with the BIG HOLES …That sounded dirty didn’t it?” -Kylie
• “There’s lots of pussy on my blog. It’s because I’m the crazy cat lady.” -Kylie
• “She’s dumb as a box of rocks.” -Kylie (one of my favorite things to say)
• Okay, and you’re crazy as a shit-house rat .. congratulations.” -Kylie
• “Note to self: Don’t do street art on radio days.” -Kylie
• “You know what? You’re a poopyhead! So there!” -Kylie
• “I spray-paint my own building. OOoooh, I’m badass, but I do it in a low-cut top. So it’s hot!” -Kylie
• “Snot is hot!” said Zoe Voss, “It makes good lube.”
• “I want to be a ballerina… No, I want to shove things up my crotch.”- Zoe Voss
• “If you mention ‘Porn Parody’ one more time, I might throw up in my mouth.” –Zoe Voss

Join us on Spice Radio, The Weekend Edition of The Jerkbox hosted by Kylie Ireland! Featuring hot-as-fuck guests, tell-all stories and brilliant segments weekly like Shit My Fans Say, Sex News and Fetish:30!

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Every Saturday and Sunday evening from 7-11pm PST

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Go here: Kylie’s Ebay Store – These few rare movie flyers I have discovered in a box can be YOURS!!!

Last year I moved and so recently I’ve been sorting through old boxes of stuff. The other day I opened one and found a few little gems tucked away at the bottom, it was a handful of various movie ‘slicks’ (super glossy ad flyers) from some of my early movies! These ‘slicks’ were originally sent to video stores and distribution companies as advertisements for upcoming VHS releases. They were also handed out at autograph signings and conventions.  I have no doubt that other than a few collectors; I am the only person with any of these. Most of them are circa 1995-96 and would be long gone, having been thrown away as little movie companies sold out to the larger ones. Tossed out after conventions instead of paying to have them shipped back to LA. Hell, many of the actual movies themselves have become lost in the sands of time, collecting dust somewhere on a shelf in Porn Valley. Never transferred over to DVD. Forgotten.

These movie flyers are brilliant lost relics of the heyday of porn and mile markers of my career.

Just check out the slide show below. Blonde, wide-eyed innocent me.  My first two boxcovers; Nightcrawlers and Titty Slickers 2. Babewatch 1 & 2. The movies where I portray the feisty Jane Bond – Never Say Never and Never Say Never Again.  Seymore and Shane Do Ireland, the movie with the infamous parking lot sex scene. Movies with endless memories and comedic moments like Ace Mulholland: Sex Detetective.

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For all I know I own the only remaining copies of these movie flyers.

There were only a few of each so I decided to share the find with you. I set aside a couple for my memory box and decided to put the rest on Ebay. And you don’t even have to hassle with trying to win an auction. I posted them as “Buy it Now”, and at a low price, so don’t hesitate or they will be gone! Sort of a first-come-first-serve opportunity.

I will, of course autograph them personally to you.

Go here: Kylie’s Ebay Store

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(Additionally there are some other great items in my Ebay store, including some of my favorite movies, trading cards, posters and 8x10s!)

This weekend Spice Radio is crammed full of hotness! We kick off the weekend on Saturday night with Sarah Shevon, a filthy little girl I met on the set of Scream XXX.

Sarah Shevon

As ever, Do your homework:

• www.twitter.com/sarahshevon

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On Sunday night at 8pm PST I have the lovely Zoe Voss joining me in studio who is another great guest that I picked up on the set of Scream XXX, she’s as a runway model, a dirty girl …and a great little actress to boot! I’m REALLY looking forward to having them both on the show.

Zoe Voss

Yet more homework:

• www.twitter.com/Zoe_Voss
• www.zoevossblog.com

Join us on Spice Radio, The Weekend Edition of The Jerkbox hosted by Kylie Ireland! Featuring hot-as-fuck guests, tell-all stories and brilliant segments weekly like Shit My Fans Say, Sex News and Fetish:30!

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Every Saturday and Sunday evening from 7-11pm PST

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Just rolled in from a night of street art…

I have to say DAMN that bastard security guard in the Art District! It’s the fucking ART DISTRICT and they have a guard to stop you from doing ART??? wtf.

I still got in a couple sidewalk cats before Santa Claus the Art District Security Guard came stalking me with his annoying light flashing on top of his shiny white truck. Then he followed us all around the Art District (thinking he was being all sneaky and sleuthlike) and then stalked us about 2 miles over to the loft district… the fucker was really harshin’ my gig.

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So we headed over to Studio City where I promised to leave a piece for my friend…

4 cats later…

…a quick post. Buttsex and a bit of sleep.

PS. I will recap the radio show when I wake up… don’t forget: Zoe Voss is joining me Sunday night on the show…don’t miss it!