This was an easy one:
If you are wondering what this series of posts is all about go here for the explaination: https://kylieirelandblog.com/2012/02/01/febphotoaday/
***
Shameless plug: www.kylieireland.com
Why? —> KylieIreland.com – Why you want to join!
Here is my entry for #FebPhotoaDay – today’s subject is #words…
These are words that are very meaningful and special to me. That’s all the explaination you get from me.
If you are wondering what this series of posts is all about go here for the explaination: https://kylieirelandblog.com/2012/02/01/febphotoaday/
***
Shameless plug: www.kylieireland.com
On Twitter people are participating in #FebPhotoaDay where based on the list below you take a photo and tweet it…since this experiment could be interesting I decided to post the photos on my blog as well. So watch for daily photos of all different kinds!
You can also follow me on Twitter, where I tweet OFTEN, at www.twitter.com/kylieireland
Fact: KylieIreland.com was founded in 1996. It was one of the first adult performer websites on the internet, around the same time as Asia Carerra and Danni Ashe.
Fact: I run my own website and fulfill orders from my online store personally. I provide the personal touch that you won’t get with other performers and their company run sites.
Fact: Since it’s launch in 1996 I have uploaded new content weekly. Think about it. Thats at least (often more) one new hardcore video clip, photo set and/or radio show per week for 14 years. That is a lot of fucking content, pun intended.
Fact: my naughty video clips include hard to find Classic Kylie scenes and movies from the early days….many of them no longer available on DVD, compilation movies or even on the internet. Lost to the sands of time…except for on my website.
Fact: video clips and photosets are of me and also movies I have directed. In addition you will find interviews, clips from my mainstream movie/television appearances, behind-the-scenes photos and footage, plus clips from my camshows.
Fact: you will enjoy exclusive content available no where else – including filthy hardcore scenes shot JUST for my website; me having dirty, twisted sex you won’t see in movies like fisting & pissing, including extended versions of scenes from my movies with such perversions restored.
And most importantly:
Fact: right now, because I appreciate all of you and your support throughout the years, I am offering monthly memberships for only $19.95 …with a 3 day trial for only $9.95. These prices are lower than they were in 1996 when I launched the site.
Fact: you are a moron if you don’t take advantage of this offer while you can. Get in at the low rate now…
What are you waiting for?
Epic show tonight on my Spice Radio show on Sirius/XM103; Alex Chance is first to join the craziness…
Yeah, I am tryin to look cool in my sunglasses (actually, I didn’t put makeup on!)
More Alex Chance at www.alexchancexxx.com ….
Eve Laurence joined the mayhem next….
..and complete insanity ensued… accumulating with both Alex Chance and Eve Laurence bouncing topless on a trampoline.
Quote of the Day: “Motorboat on a trampoline!”
Normally my radio show is the ADD show (squirrel!), but tonight it clearly went to a whole new level…AND I got the girls talking dirty to each other. Your welcome.
After the radio show Eve Laurence came to my house for tacos (not a euphamism) and meets the infamous Boomer Kitty!
Eve Laurence facts:
~She owns a weiner dog.
~She sings like an angel.
~She is awesome.
~She can be found at www.evelaurence.com
~Eve will be returning to the show on Feb 19th!
~She had sex with a Wookie. (StarWarsXXX) – For some great BTS of Eve Laurence and Brandy Aniston on set of Star Wars XXX go here —> https://kylieirelandblog.com/2011/05/30/bts-of-star-wars-xxx/#TwoDroidsOverHere – for more info on StarWarsXXX, to see the official trailer and the awesome slideshow/video we put together just type “StarWarsXXX” into my blog’s search box…
Wanna see Eve in Star Wars XXX? Watch Star Wars XXX HERE!
*
Follow Boomer on Twitter: www.twitter.com/boomer_kitty
*
Coming up on my Spice Radio show in February:
4th – Raylene
11th – Kendra Lust
12th – London Keyes
*
More insanity every week on my Spice Radio show, LIVE Saturday and Sunday from 4-8pm PST on Sirius/XM 103…
*
No Sirius radio??? Listen online! FREE trial: www.sirius.com/freetrial
Here it is, the new Star Wars XXX trailer… It finally hits the stores in February 2012 and promises to be one of the biggest movies that porn has ever seen… don’t forget you can also check out the BTS film that we put together here on my blog.
And finally… does ‘Red Leader’ look familiar?
Our (Production Design) Behind-the-Scenes Video/Slideshow (+answers to many questions!)
The Official Star Wars XXX Movie Poster
To answer those burning questions:
Do you have a scene in it? No. Porn Parodies cast people who resemble the original actors, simply said; I don’t resemble anyone in the original movie. Plus, hey, you can’t be in every movie. Beyond that, my Production Design skills (as well as the Production Design crew) were put to way better use re-creating the look of the original ‘Star Wars’, not an easy task I might add, especially since our budget was a fraction of the real movie.
*however I did play ‘Red Leader’ just for fun…
What date is it going to be released? The latest update on the release is Feb 21st. You can visit www.vividvideo.com for any breaking details, check back here and/or follow me on Twitter at www.twitter.com/kylieireland – I will post new info when I get it.
The most recent info: http://www.die-screaming.com/star-wars-xxx-release-date/
Does Princess Leia wear the gold bikini? (How many times I get asked this!) No. This is Star Wars XXX. That scene is not from Star Wars.
More info! I need more! Watch the links I have provided above (on the BTS Video page – below the vid clip – there is some fabulous insight into what you can expect). You can also go to the right hand nav bar and type ‘Star Wars XXX’ into the search box which will bring up ALL the blog entries posted during the filming and about the movie.
First off, a Merry Chriistmas to one and all… this is what it looks like in my house!
Here’s a snippet from my Christmas radio show on Sirius/XM, thanks to My friend Janice & Andy for providing the voices of Mr & Mrs Santa Claus!
But wait… here’s another story! Even Santa can have a bad day (including pics of me & Jessica Drake from her Christmas party)
And finally…. The Christmas Parrot!
One Christmas Eve, a frenzied young man ran into a pet shop looking for an unusual Christmas gift for his wife. The shop owner suggested a parrot, named Chet, which could sing famous Christmas carols. This seemed like the perfect gift.
“How do I get him to sing?” The young man asked, excitedly.
“Simply hold a lighted match directly under his feet.” was the shop owner’s reply.
The shop owner held a lighted match under the parrot’s left foot. Chet began to sing: “Jingle Bells! Jingle Bells! …” The shop owner then held another match under the parrot’s right foot. Then Chet’s tune changed, and the air was filled with: ” Silent Night, Holy Night…
The young man was so impressed that he paid the shop-keeper and ran home as quickly as he could with Chet under his arm. When the wife saw her gift she was overwhelmed.
“How beautiful!” She exclaimed, “Can he talk?”
“No,” the young man replied, “But he can sing. Let me show you.”
So the young man whipped out his lighter and placed it under Chet’s left foot, as the shop-keeper had shown him, and Chet crooned: “Jingle Bells! Jingle bells!…” The man then moved the lighter to Chet’s right foot, and out came: “Silent Night, Holy night…”
The wife, her face filled with curiosity, then asked, “What if we hold the lighter between his legs?”
The man did not know. “Let’s try it,” he answered, eager to please his wife. So they held the lighter between Chet’s legs. Chet twisted his face, cleared his throat, and the little parrot sang out loudly like it was the performance of his life: “Chet’s nuts roasting on an open fire….”
Happy Holidays Everyone x
Found these in a box the other day and thought I would post them just for a giggle…these are circa 1993-ish. When I was dancing my way through college, pre-porn.
kylieirelandblog.com 