Squirting 101 – How Kylie learned to squirt!

I get alot of listeners calling into the radio show asking about how to squirt…so here is my blog from when I taught myself how….

Squirting 101 – How Kylie learned to squirt!

I remembered Flower Tucci talking about how she said she taught herself to do it so I figured I would give it a try. I had squirted before, my boyfriend could make it happen but it was really difficult and a lot of patience and work and I didn’t know how to harness the feeling. Then later the guys in the biz who knew how to make a girl squirt could get me to do it – Manuel Ferrara, Steve Holmes – but they way they do it is more of a “forced squirting” by putting extreme hard and fast pressure on the g-spot. Though this looks cool on camera in the movies, it is not as enjoyable for the woman. It wasn’t until I was bored late one summer night that I decided to give that Njoy toy a test drive. And I’ll be damned if it didn’t work!


Njoy Stainless Steel Dildo http://njoytoys.com/products/purewand.php

I just laid on my back comfortably, head on a pillow and a couple towels under my ass. I inserted the large end and found my g-spot (which is sort-of behind my pelvic bone) and just started working it. It felt good so I kept going, then suddenly my pussy was filled up with fluid and as I fucked myself I flooded the towel…it just poured out of me.

There was no way I moved my body, I just moved the toy mostly (the weight of it is wonderful) and instead of tightening my muscles I tried to relax them. Like you have heard it does feel a little like you have to pee, so I just relaxed and didn’t try to stop the feeling. It was different from the traditional clitoral orgasm I am used to, not as strong, but I could definitely feel it. It tastes sweet.

It was actually so cool that I immediately called and related the entire story to my best girlfriend, who that same night did what I described and had exactly the same results!

Since then I have practiced and learned to recognize the feeling and worked on technique. I have tried other toys but nothing works as well as that Njoy wand. I learned the right moment to push/squeeze so that I can actually “squirt” instead of just “flooding”. When I am getting close if I touch my clit with a vibrator (I prefer the Hitachi) I will have a much better orgasm and actually squirt more, and I will get some distance out of it.

http://www.amazon.com/Vibratex-HV-250R-Hitachi-Magic-Massager/dp/B00005M1WE

The amount of water I drink (over the course of the day, not immediately before) does affect how much I can squirt – normally I drink approx 60 oz. of water per day – and if I am hydrated I will flood the bed several times in one session, if I am not that hydrated or it’s a hot day, there won’t be as much fluid.

One night I was bent over the bed, standing on the floor, fucking my ass with a toy and I started feeling that familiar feeling, I realized that I was hitting my g-spot through my ass. I kept going and suddenly my inner thighs and legs were wet and I was dripping. It was not as much fluid as with the Njoy but then again the contact with my g-spot was less direct. At that point I was so turned on and that coupled with fucking my ass…I came…hard. Never touched my clit.

I have heard women say that once the waterworks are turned on, it’s hard to turn them off. I now squirt often, usually while getting my ass fucked – for some reason the place my g-spot is located is stimulated best by either the extreme curve of the Njoy Wand in my pussy or with a cock hitting it through my ass. Every woman is different so it will take some time and experimentation to figure out what is the right combination for you.

In the movie Black Rayne, I squirt repeatedly all over Amber’s face using the Njoy/Hitachi combination. It’s hot!

I think LEARNING to squirt is something a girl should learn to do by herself, alone. The added pressure of someone in the room, trying to help or not, makes it more distracting. Once you learn to do it, and continue to practice, you will find it easier and easier, and you will be excited to show off!

If you have success and learn to squirt please let me know…send me an email, call into the radio show! I would love to know if this works for anyone else. Likewise if you have suggestions or want to share something that worked for you, please add your comments!

If you have questions please post them here as well and I will answer to the best of my knowledge.

Good luck!

Kylie

PS. The above is based on my experiences, I do not claim to be an expert.

Things are Just Ducky

We have ducks in our pool. Apparantly, according to our apartment building historians, this ducky couple returns to our pool every year. Honeymoon?

If nothing else, it keeps the kitties entertained.

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Samantha Ryan & Julia Ann Rocked the Radio!

Thank you to last night’s guest on my radio show, Samantha Ryan…

Samantha Ryan

A fascinating if not somewhat scatterbrained show for sure…in addition to a bit of sexy time we discussed politics, religion, poker, classical piano sports and gay catbutt licking. Samantha is a very multifaceted individual! My special call screener for the evening, Julia Ann – in between fielding calls from other radio stations and guys wanting to date her – contributed her mad singing skills and her love of Santana in addition to stories from ‘Julia Ann’s world of NO’ including the desire to use a funnel, wanting to have her ‘tub filled’ and fantasies of being duct taped and thrown in the trunk of a car. Oh, and don’t forget breast milk icecream!

Julia Ann

Don’t just take it from me, read the rave reviews and the quotes of the evening for yourself:

From Twitter:

“Women who can talk politics, sports, current events & rant are VERY sexy! Epic show on Spice.”   – @wordmandc  

“u did great on the show!!! You’re fiery I like that! I would let Julia use a funnel on me. Lol!” – @bigmike5494

“A #Jerkbox show for the record books. Great show from @kylieireland @SammyRyRy and @therealJuliaAnn. #standingovation” -@1captaindave

I have an opinion on world politics AND I take it up the ass. What more do you want?” – Kylie

So you’re trying to nail old women by hanging around a nursing home? Do you steal her pudding too?” – Producer Mike

We did ‘Music to Fuck By’? Sweet! We don’t have to do it again!” – Kylie (damn my outside voice!)

“The intarweb is an amazing thing.” –Kylie

I wasn’t listening. Your producer was telling me how he shot himself in the mouth w/his own sperm.” – Julia Ann

Welcome to Julia Ann’s dating service. This is Kylie, how can I help you?” –Kylie (answering random phone call)

This show is fucked up, and I blame the tsunami.” – Kylie

Did we talk about sex tonight? Oh yeah, we had the goatfucker on.” – Julia Ann (about a call she screened from a guy who said he’d been fucking goats for 14 years. She hung up on him.)

Do your homework:

Samantha:

Julia:

 Tonight I have Lily Cade. I met Lily once on a movie set a couple years ago but we were just reacquainted this week when she showed up to the Star Wars XXX auditions. I immediately snagged her for the radio show.

She might describe herself as 100% lesbian porn star and model but she is 100% geek and knew her Star Wars. So expect some extreme geeky sexiness on Sunday.

Lily Cade (left)

Do your homework:

*Also, there is a rumor floating around that Debi Diamond might be hanging out to answer my phones tonight as well….

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Samantha Ryan; Lily Cade join me on Spice Radio

This weekend I have two fabulous guests joining me on my radio show; On Saturday March 12th, the lovely Samantha Ryan! I had the pleasure of working with Samantha once for Sweetheart Video…in fact we looked so good together we grace the main page of their website!

 

Samantha describes herself on her Twitter page as “Model/Actress who loves playing piano and singing, politics, poker, and a good adrenaline rush!!!” …I approve highly.

Do your homework: www.samantharyanlive.com and www.Twitter.com/sammyryry

On Sunday March 13, I have Lily Cade. I met Lily once on a movie set a couple years ago but we were just reaquainted this week when she showed up to the Star Wars XXX auditions. I immediately snagged her for the radio show.

She might describe herself as 100% lesbian porn star and model but she is 100% geek and knew her Star Wars. So expect some extreme geeky sexiness on Sunday.

Do your homework: www.twitter.com/lily_cade and www.lilycade.com

Join us on Spice Radio * Sirius 108/XM 248/Web 824 * Every Sat & Sun night from 7-11pm PST * Laugh. Love. Lol.

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Camshow Today!

It’s been awhile since my last camshow since we have been busy working on several different production design gigs…but I have today off and I am feeling feisty…wanna come watch me do dirty things to myself? I am thinking I will go LIVE around 3pm PST.

I always post on Twitter and FB before I go LIVE so if you follow me on either check there to make sure I am on time (I usually run about 10-15 minutes late)…

www.kylieireland.cammodels.com

A pic from before a camshow...

Here my profile from cammodels.com to entice you:

 Kylie Ireland

Pornstar. Legend. Filthy Whore. Anal Required.

About My Show

Im a dirty whore. I love cock up my ass. You may have seen my movies & think u know Kylie but I guarantee u will be surprised. My shows aren’t ‘shows’- its me turning a cam on so u can get a taste of my private twisted sex life! Come join me. I dare u!

What Turns Me On

I love being degraded (respectfully), feeling dirty & used. Smut talk & a good mind fuck will have my cunt dripping. I want to be filled with cock. I enjoy having YOU type to me! I’ll take requests when I’m not too busy getting FUCKED SENSELESS.

My Expertise

I do a couples show, avail at all times! In my personal sex life anal is REQUIRED. I love it up my ass. My b/g ‘shows’ arent 4the faint@heart. EXPECT rough sex, anal, DP, dbl pussy/dbl anal, HUGE toys, deepthroating, filthy talk, squirting & real orgasms.

 

Another self-pic from before a camshow...

So go sign up right now – it’s FREE to sign up and join in the pre-show chat (which lasts for a few minutes before I am swept away into private) and come let me be a very naughty girl – just for you!

Scream XXX

Last month Andy and I did production design on Scream XXX.

The mask from Scream XXX: the Porn Parody

Here is the official Scream XXX trailer! http://youtu.be/R_7IrvCahc4 Note the familiar face at approximately :41 sec.

Since I wasn’t blogging then I want to link you to Andy’s daily blog about the shoot:

Busy Workin’ on Set

http://theandyappleton.wordpress.com/2011/02/09/busy-workin-on-set/

Scream: a XXX Parody:

http://theandyappleton.wordpress.com/2011/02/10/scream-an-xxx-parody/ 

First Dialogue Day:

http://theandyappleton.wordpress.com/2011/02/11/first-dialogue-day/ 

My Scenes are Done:

http://theandyappleton.wordpress.com/2011/02/11/my-scenes-are-done/

The Shoot Continues:

http://theandyappleton.wordpress.com/2011/02/11/the-shoot-continues/

Still Rolling:

http://theandyappleton.wordpress.com/2011/02/11/still-rolling/

Final Day:

http://theandyappleton.wordpress.com/2011/02/13/i-have-a-blog-missing/

Video Clip from behind-the-scenes of Scream XXX:

http://www.twitvid.com/5UC4O  Fish Packs?

 

The Great Death Valley Camping Adventure – via Andy

Andy has been working on sorting the pix and writing a blog about The Great Death Valley Camping Adventure…so instead of having repeat blogs here is the link to his: http://theandyappleton.wordpress.com/2011/03/10/the-desert-adventure-part-1/

Mind you, this is only part one…there is more coming.

However I did want to share a few more pix in addition to his blog entry and photos…

Off on adventures....me appling sunblock, as usual.

 

Hiking Marble Canyon...this is my natural pose.

Me blending into the scenery above Marble Canyon

Lost.... (not really)

Been through the desert on a horse with no name...

We are headed here.

Sand Dunes in the Death Valley

Watching the sunrise. It was cold!

More later…..

Star Wars XXX

I tweeted about this yesterday and everyone was immediately full of suggestions and questions. So instead of answering a lot comments on Facebook and Twitter here is what I know:

 

Star Wars XXX is currently slated to be shot in late April, right now its a 7 day shoot, is directed by AVN Award winner Axel Braun (Batman XXX, Elvis XXX, Superman XXX), produced by AVN Award winner Eli Cross (Corruption, Upload, Icon) and will be distributed through Vivid. Auditions were held over the last 2 days to which a variety of adult talent – established as well as new faces – attended. The final cast will be announced in a couple weeks. I shot some short interviews and behind-the-scenes footage of the auditions…I will sneak peek a few (one below). During the auditions I joined in to read various parts with the actors as they auditioned, in the one below with Amber Rayne I was reading as Han Solo.

I did not audition, although I would bet that I will end up being an extra somewhere in the movie. Andy and I are doing Production Design – trying to recreate the look of the movie. A task that might prove to be a lot more difficult and challenging than we all had thought. Being that the movie shoots in April we have approximately one month to pull off a herculean task. We will be recreating many sets, locations and props – including the interior of the Millinum Falcon, the Cantina and a Landspeeder.

Being that everyone working on this movie are geeks and grew up with Star Wars you know that this will be as realistic as possible. (Our fearless leader, Producer Eli Cross, is as Uber-geek as they come.) I call out to all geeks to lend any knowledge of things to help out.

Yes, we have seen this:

http://www.therpf.com/f9/landspeeder-bed-87659/

and this:

http://www.odditycentral.com/pics/home-made-star-wars-landspeeder.html

and we know about this too:

http://www.501st.com/

I have been getting a lot of comments about things like “the girl who is cast as Leia needs to look good in a metal bikini” and “is Jabba the Hut being played by Ron Jeremy?” This is Star Wars XXX. Only Star Wars. Empire and Jedi will come later.

I also wanna add a bit about parodies and the law because I am getting asked this alot. Here is a pretty good explanation thats not too thick and legal-like to actually comprehend: http://spankmymarketer.com/parody.html 

And finally…

Here is a sneak peek from yesterday’s audition. Amber Rayne is reading for Leia, I am standing in a Han Solo. Enjoy: http://twitvid.com/JWFUZ

More news as it breaks….

PS. Yesterday I posted on Twitter:

“I’m heading downtown to a production meeting and to look at plans for the Death Star”

To which I received the reply: “I misread your Tweet! I thought it said you were looking for PLANTS for the Death Star…”

I think we should go with that. May the Force be with us.

Newest Content Posted on Kylieireland.com – March 8

As always, I post something new on my website every week. Sometimes it’s new hardcore video clips, photo set from movies I have been in or directed, sometimes radio clips…often a combination of these things! Now that I have a blog going again and the redesign on the site is under way I will post a blog to inform you what’s hot and new on the site each week, so remember to subscribe to the blog so you will get updates!

Lately there have been a lot of audio clips from my radio show (since it is twice a weekend there will always be 2 radio shows each week) but you can expect the balance to even out as I will be posting more vid clips again. The last 2 weeks included:

February 28th:

  • The Jerk Box: Weekend Edition! – February 27, 2011 – Guest: Kiera King
  • The Jerk Box: Weekend Edition! – February 26, 2011 – Guest: Misti Dawn

February 21st:

  • The Jerk Box: Weekend Edition! -February 13, 2011 – Guest: Sasha Heart & Zenya Lai
  • The Jerk Box: Weekend Edition! -February 12, 2011 – Guest: Phoenix Marie & Sadie Swede
  • Video Clip: The Doctor is IN! – Kylie Ireland and LT  – When LT comes in for his annual check up he didn’t expect how thorough it would be! This hot interracial scene includes lots of anal, double penetration and multiple toys plus cock filling my fuckholes…

Head over to my Home page to experience everything Kylie for yourself: http://kylieireland.com/tara.html

Until next week…