On our recent trip to San Francisco I photographed the sign for the New Century Theatre in San Francisco.

It was here that I did my first dance gig as a touring feature entertainer. 32 shows over 8 days. In January of 1995.

Ahhh, the memories.

On this weeks show, Kylie & Andy discuss the last few crazy weeks behind the scenes of their latest movies PLUS rampaging squirrels, inter-alien breeding, ugly hookers, why it always rains in England & the greatest movie of all time… ROADHOUSE!

This weeks show pulls no punches as me & Andy discuss Kim Kardashians pregnant lips, why Justin Bieber will never be taken seriously, how come Islam isn’t as peaceful it claims it is & how crazy porn fanmail can be… PLUS the never ending battle between Pond Wardens & Daleks, Goldfish murderers & people who like wanking in poo!

After a week long break we are BACK with a brand new podcast:

This weeks show includes a complete update on Cowboys & Engines plus creepy porn directors, Mystery Marsupials, Kim Kardashian’s ass destroying a Lambourgini, Fat mexicans, Big Foot’s Twitter account, the Loch Ness Monster in Antartica, really selfish sex & the weird side of the news… because the other topics aren’t weird enough, right?

So here it is, our latest podcast.

In this weeks episode, me & Andy discuss 5 years olds with guns, the magic of Avocados, College endorsed porn, Boomer Kitty’s bowel movements, the smell of a baby, how to do business on Craigslist, the ‘victims’ of porn & the art of a great blow job.

Me & Andy are back with a vengeance on the podcast this week!

This week we discuss our recent road trip to Colorado, the difference between English & American women, Bitches that tend to go crazy after failing in porn as well as the corruption of Measure B, the farce of AB 332 & the origins of Religion… it’s all very deep!

More podcasting madness is here!
In this episode, me & Andy discuss (amongst other things) ‘Bacontopia, Hybrid mutant Booomer Kitty’s & that dreaded MILF word… so enjoy x

Here it is, Andy & I doing our very first podcast “Apples & Pairs”. This is going to be a weekly show, so we hope you enjoy our initial burst of madness as we discuss the life, love & err… pigeons.

PS: Spot the download link for those of you who wanna put it on your iPod & take us with you.

Congratulations to everyone on the cast and crew of Cowboys & Engines! And a massive thank you to everyone who believes in this project and has backed it… we are now a fully funded Kickstarter project – meaning we reached our main goal!

We have three days left  until our Kickstarter campaign closes (March 9th), and ‘stretch goals’ too, meaning that we still have the opportunity to make the film bigger and better…so if you want to be a part of this amazing project you only have a few more days to kick down a few dollars, pick up some cool swag and some bragging rights!

Cowboys & Engines Kickstarter Page

They have also been posting some really great stuff on the website  http://www.cowboysandenginesthemovie.com including interviews, concept art and clips from the table read with the cast!

PS. Did I also mention the Malcom McDowell is now part of the cast along with Richard Hatch and Walter Koenig? 😉

Last night during the Oscars they did a skit where Seth MacFarlane created a sock puppet version of ‘Flight’…

Watch:

Now watch this; my sock puppet version of the movie ‘Upload’ I created in 2007. See any similarities?

Just Sayin’.