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This weeks show pulls no punches as me & Andy discuss Kim Kardashians pregnant lips, why Justin Bieber will never be taken seriously, how come Islam isn’t as peaceful it claims it is & how crazy porn fanmail can be… PLUS the never ending battle between Pond Wardens & Daleks, Goldfish murderers & people who like wanking in poo!

After a week long break we are BACK with a brand new podcast:

This weeks show includes a complete update on Cowboys & Engines plus creepy porn directors, Mystery Marsupials, Kim Kardashian’s ass destroying a Lambourgini, Fat mexicans, Big Foot’s Twitter account, the Loch Ness Monster in Antartica, really selfish sex & the weird side of the news… because the other topics aren’t weird enough, right?

So here it is, our latest podcast.

In this weeks episode, me & Andy discuss 5 years olds with guns, the magic of Avocados, College endorsed porn, Boomer Kitty’s bowel movements, the smell of a baby, how to do business on Craigslist, the ‘victims’ of porn & the art of a great blow job.

Me & Andy are back with a vengeance on the podcast this week!

This week we discuss our recent road trip to Colorado, the difference between English & American women, Bitches that tend to go crazy after failing in porn as well as the corruption of Measure B, the farce of AB 332 & the origins of Religion… it’s all very deep!

More podcasting madness is here!
In this episode, me & Andy discuss (amongst other things) ‘Bacontopia, Hybrid mutant Booomer Kitty’s & that dreaded MILF word… so enjoy x

Here it is, Andy & I doing our very first podcast “Apples & Pairs”. This is going to be a weekly show, so we hope you enjoy our initial burst of madness as we discuss the life, love & err… pigeons.

PS: Spot the download link for those of you who wanna put it on your iPod & take us with you.

Congratulations to everyone on the cast and crew of Cowboys & Engines! And a massive thank you to everyone who believes in this project and has backed it… we are now a fully funded Kickstarter project – meaning we reached our main goal!

We have three days left  until our Kickstarter campaign closes (March 9th), and ‘stretch goals’ too, meaning that we still have the opportunity to make the film bigger and better…so if you want to be a part of this amazing project you only have a few more days to kick down a few dollars, pick up some cool swag and some bragging rights!

Cowboys & Engines Kickstarter Page

They have also been posting some really great stuff on the website  http://www.cowboysandenginesthemovie.com including interviews, concept art and clips from the table read with the cast!

PS. Did I also mention the Malcom McDowell is now part of the cast along with Richard Hatch and Walter Koenig?

Last night during the Oscars they did a skit where Seth MacFarlane created a sock puppet version of ‘Flight’…

Watch:

Now watch this; my sock puppet version of the movie ‘Upload’ I created in 2007. See any similarities?

Laundry Load

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Just Sayin’.

The X-Rated Critics Organization (XRCO) has released the list of nominees for its 2013 awards show and we are proud to say several of the projects we worked on as Production Design were nominated! Thank you XRCO for the honors!

Best Parody (Comedy)

Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody, Axel Braun/Vivid

Best Parody (Comic)

The Avengers XXX: A Porn Parody, VividXXXSuperheroes

The Dark Knight XXX: A Porn Parody, VividXXXSuperheroes

Best 3D Release

This Ain’t The Expendables XXX 3D, Hustler Video

(we didn’t do production design in this one but I did have an awesome cameo!)

Best Actress

Allie Haze, Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody, Axel Braun/Vivid

To see the full list of nominees go here:

http://business.avn.com/articles/video/XRCO-Announces-2013-Nominations-506722.html

Cowboys & Engines is an amazing project I am involved in right now. While I will let the info below speak for itself I will tell you that the people working on the project are not only all close friends of mine, but some of the most talented people I have ever known. We are all intensely passionate about this project and highly motivated.

Our role  on this project (Andy Appleton and myself) is mainly Art Direction, although I have been a part of this project since the very first spark of an idea.

Because films are not made by talent and wishes alone, we are asking you to be involved. I encourage you to read the words below, go to our Kickstarter page (Cowboys & Engines Kickstarter Page) and watch the video…be sure to look at the incentives we give you for helping us to fund this film…you can even get an acting role in it!

While donations to this project – no matter how small – are so very important, if you can’t help with the funding, you can help in another very important way: by helping us to spread the word. So please, help us by sharing this info on Facebook, retweeting it on Twitter, sharing it on blogs, etc.

Speaking of, here are the links for the Cowboy & Engines Twitter and FB:

www.twitter.com/cowboy_engines

https://www.facebook.com/cowboys&engines#!/pages/Cowboys-Engines/461369903912913?fref=ts

We thank you in advance for your support!

And now…

Cowboys & Engines is an ambitious steampunk adventure that follows Cade Ballard (Jeff Cannata), the war-weary former ambassador from the nation of Texas as he meets Guinivere Wheeler (Libby Letlow), a woman who proves to be as dangerous as she is charming. When they encounter Professor Nicholas Timéon (Walter Koenig), and learn that his temporal engine, a machine with incredible destructive power, has been stolen by would-be conqueror Dr. Clay, Cade and Guinivere set off to save San Francisco from total destruction.

This film is a labor of love, and an attempt to create something completely original and visually stunning. The movie will be something we can all be proud of; a fun, exciting ride that never becomes silly or tongue-in-cheek.  The script is extremely tight, with sharp dialogue and great characters. The cast is first-rate, and though the creative professionals behind the camera might not be household names, they’re a respected team capable of working miracles.

Hollywood has failed miserably in its attempts to bring steampunk to the screen; we’re going to do it right. Cowboys & Engines is a festival piece that will redefine steampunk for the world at large as a way of re-imagining fantasy adventure.

….I know, sounds cool, right?

So, how do we help you ask? Well, here’s how:

1) Go check out our Kickstarter page: Cowboys & Engines Kickstarter Page

2) Read ALL about the project, who’s involved & what we plan to do.

3) Be AMAZED at the all star cast (and intrigued about our Mystery Hollywood A lister)

4) Decide what goodies you wanna receive & how much you can donate.

5) DONATE, DONATE AND DONATE SOME MORE!

6) Spread the word: share, retweet, blog…

It’s THAT EASY!!!

Cowboys & Engines Kickstarter Page