Wanna own the Landspeeder from Star Wars XXX?

Me & Andy were at the Star Wars XXX premiere this week (photos coming soon) & were also given the task of selling the Landspeeder to some lucky fan, so without further ado here is the info:

Here it is, the ORIGINAL Landspeeder that was built & used in the biggest Porn parody of all time… STARS WARS XXX

This handcrafted piece of porn history was constructed over 3 weeks using 50 sheets of plywood, over 3000 screws, 25 gallons of paint & most importantly…. movie magic!

As it weighs in at over 450 pounds, is 4ft wide (8ft including the engines) & 11ft long, the Landspeeder is only available for pick up, however it was designed for transporation to & from the desert so various parts like all 3 engines & the windscreen can be dismantled & reassembled with ease.

The Landspeeder was constructed for Vivid entertainment & used in various scenes throughout the movie including the infamous ‘Obi Wan/sand people’ sex scene, so as you can imagine it is VERY VERY sturdy! Although, this means it doesn’t move on it’s own & it HASN’T got wheels or actual jet engines, although with slight modification i am sure that wheels could be added by the winner of this auction.

Apart from the fact that you see the landspeeder throughout the movie, it has also been authenticated by all of the Star Wars XXX production team on it’s base, including the head of Production KYLIE IRELAND.

Instructions will be provided in person to whoever wins this auction on how to assemble/disassemble the Landspeeder, it takes about 15 minutes as it’s really THAT easy to do.

Please ensure you look at the photos in detail as this is a one time sale with no returns, it is an AMAZING replica of the original Landspeeder & was truly designed that way so it comes with battle damage, burns & dents to achieve this effect.

The owner of this movie prop is getting as close to a reconconstruction as you would wish to find anywhere PLUS it comes with a copy of the movie!

If you have any questions please drop me an email through eBay & i will do my best to answer them (and yes i will try & get the stars of the movie to sign it if you wish, although this might be a time consuming task)

Finally, please note that it takes about 8 people to carry & move the Landspeeder, so remember you will need assistance to move it & load it onto a truck.

Good luck & may the force be with you!

PS: Female stormtroopers in picture NOT included.

 

Watch Star Wars XXX HERE!

Click here for Auction:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=110831933035

Click here for pics of how we did it:

http://bit.ly/ihiyJK

 

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